Not Dead. Not Drunk. Makin’ Progress.™

Funny. Honest. Still here.

Progress doesn’t have to be pretty to be worth celebrating.

Some days recovery looks courageous. Some days it looks peaceful. And some days it simply looks like making it to bed without blowing up your life.

Not Dead. Not Drunk. Makin’ Progress.™ was created for all of those days.

Not Dead. Not Drunk. Makin’ Progress.™ is a funny, honest collection of sobriety gifts for real-life recovery—the victories, the rough patches and all the beautifully imperfect progress in between. You don’t have to have everything figured out. You just have to keep going.
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  • Personalized sobriety ornament reading Not Dead. Not Drunk. Makin' Progress. with a red ribbon, front view

    Personalized Sobriety Ornament | Name & Sober Date

    Personalized Sobriety Ornament | Name & Sober Date
    $21.95
    $21.95
  • A vertical art print or card with a cream background and bold black text reading 'NOT DEAD. NOT DRUNK MAKIN' PROGRESS.

    Not Dead, Not Drunk, Keep Going Card – Funny Recovery Encouragement Card

    Not Dead, Not Drunk, Keep Going Card – Funny Recovery Encouragement Card
    $4.95
    $4.95