Not Dead, Not Drunk, Makin' Progress raccoon greeting card standing on a kraft envelope

Not Dead, Not Drunk, Makin' Progress Card – Funny Raccoon Recovery Card

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Not Dead, Not Drunk, Makin' Progress raccoon greeting card standing on a kraft envelope
  • Not Dead, Not Drunk, Makin' Progress raccoon greeting card standing on a kraft envelope
  • Not Dead, Not Drunk, Makin' Progress raccoon greeting card standing on a kraft envelope
Not Dead, Not Drunk, Makin' Progress Card – Funny Raccoon Recovery Card

Not Dead, Not Drunk, Makin' Progress Card – Funny Raccoon Recovery Card

$4.95
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Holy shit, you did it. Look at you go, you magical, resilient, badass motherfucker. A ridiculous, lovable raccoon shows up to say what matters: not dead, not drunk, makin' progress. A funny, heartfelt card for any recovery win.

Blank inside for your own message. A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"), printed in the USA, comes with a kraft envelope.

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